Inspired by the traditional macaw tree, this modern, efficient, innovative hanging and immobilization system keeps the milking animal comfortable, safe, and clean!
A wide cloth strap fastened around the chest is adjusted and tied to the suspension bar, effortlessly supporting its weight.
A thick, comfortable iron collar is chained to the same bar, comfortably supporting the head.
Cloth strips protect the joints (elbows and knees), preventing unnecessary injuries. Soft straps securely tie wrists without hurting.
Blindfolds prevent the dairy animal from knowing whether it is day or night.
A flexible tube enters the throat introducing balanced food, male hormones, sexual stimulants, and liquids periodically, feeding and hydrating the cow.
Tubes with oxygen and tranquilizers enter the nostrils, making it more docile and happy.
A thick vibrating tube enters the anus, sucking out all the feces hygienically. The tube is fixed at the base of the anus and scrotum, vibrating and stimulating the milk beast's prostate.
A sophisticated and advanced electric suction system milks the cow, separating the sperm from the urine. The device vibrates, squeezes, and massages the penis continuously, milking its sperm every two hours.
Periodically electrical clamps should be attached to the scrotum giving successive shocks to stimulate blood circulation and sperm production.
These electric clips must be adjusted to give more intense shocks when attached to the beast's nipples or ears.
The animal is expected to become increasingly furry, hairy, and bearded due to the amount of hormones.
It is suggested to hygienically clip the toes of the front and hind legs to facilitate cleaning and nail injuries.
Every seven days, the animal must be lowered from the bar and encouraged to walk on all fours for hours to recover movement of the limbs.
How do you sign up for such a predicament? And what would become of the cattle after they're too tired to cum?
ReplyDeleteAs always great comic! I love you work :)
Dairy cattle are purchased from jails and public prisons, although it is not uncommon for families to sell their members or even volunteers to be accepted. After a few years, this type of animal exhausts its production capacity, its balls no longer produce milk of the desired quality or quantity. Then they are castrated and after a few years of fattening and detoxification they can be slaughtered for meat production.
DeleteSo I can sell my drunk father to this milking farm?
DeleteWere its toes and fingers cut off?
ReplyDeleteYes it was. The beast will no longer need fingers, it has no hands or feet, just paws.
DeleteI'm gonna put my drunk father on it one day. When he doesn't cum anymore, transfer him to HBC.
DeleteWhat is an HBC? What do you intend to do with him?
DeleteDon’t you remember? Human Breeding Compy
DeleteI’d fat him, slaughter him for meat and roast him😋
Delete